If you’re living on Earth, you can’t help but notice the entire government and media complex is in hysterics over the Wuhan Coronavirus. The entire world’s economy and the future lives of millions of people have been ruined by the decision to go nuclear for a new Chinese flu.
President Trump wasn’t going into hysterics and shutting down the country, so Tucker Carlson took it upon himself to drive to Mar-a-Lago and talk to President Trump for two whole hours. TWO HOURS.
Two hours is an awful long time to say “Hey, this is serious! Declare a National Emergency!”
In the modern world there are no secrets and every conversation is recorded. So without further ado, we bring you the Tucker-Trump tête-à-tête (as channeled by Directorate psychics)
Trump: “Good to see you Tucker, Don said you wanted to talk in private, what’s up?”
Tucker: “Just the end of the fucking world.”
Trump: “What? What’s the end of the world? Did you hear something?”
Tucker: “The Chinese Coronavirus, it’s going to wipe out everything including your Presidency if you don’t act now.”
Trump: “You can’t be serious, it’s the fucking flu. 32,000 die every year from the flu and that’s just in the US. Worldwide it’s 650,000! In China with over a billion people this Wuhan virus hasn’t even killed 3,500! And its been there since early December and our folks think mid November. So that’s over 3 months it’s killed 3,500 and cases are going down. So in 12 months that’s 14,000 deaths! Do the math! What’s this about, Tucker? You don’t go off half-cocked, so what have you heard?”
Tucker: “Let’s just say my wife had a ‘dream.’ In the dream all the media outlets were colluding with China to create a pandemic in the US. They planned to release a weaponized virus to destroy your Presidency because you kicked their asses with tariffs and the trade deal. The virus came in three flavors – one, a fatal case, the second a quick recovery and the third was a slow, long lasting infection that would incapacitate people for months. More still, the virus was custom engineered to be able to target specific races, people who hold power. As these people would get sick and die, the media would announce you let it happen. The banks would orchestrate a stock sell off, crash the markets and create a recession. The talking points were all prepared. They had celebrities lined up who were going to be ‘infected’ but recover. Others would not recover as they spread their bioweapon in nursing homes, at stadiums, during concerts, in hospitals and retirement communities. The headlines were already written: ‘Trump didn’t declare a national emergency!’ ‘Trump was too slow to save lives.’ ‘Trump was playing golf while people were dying.”
Trump: “A dream? Your wife’s dream. So was it a very ‘realistic’ dream or was this just a ‘hazy’ dream?”
Tucker: “This isn’t WMDs in Baghdad. This is crystal clear. So clear it seems like a movie script with even the blocking finished. The targets were laid out over half a year ago. Even choosing which of their citizens would have to be sacrificed to make it seem more real.”
Trump: “Okay, so what does your wife think I should do, that I didn’t do in her dream?”
Tucker: “Declare a national emergency. Shut *everything* down. Crash the stocks & the economy before they get to set the narrative and orchestrate the death by a thousand cuts. Then, when their hand is played out, you’ve made all the right moves and their plot falls flat. Embrace the collapse as a President would have during the world war; that the war must be fought but life will return to normal after the war.
Trump: “And this will keep my Presidency and the People safe?”
Tucker: “Safer than the alternative. This is a bioweapon. It’s *not* just the flu! Chinese agents can distribute it in the air at a theater and 60% would get infected; expose members in the halls of Congress; during trading on Wall Street; In schools and universities. Their agents are everywhere and because one can’t predict their movements one can’t protect those people. It needs to *all* be shut down. Don’t give them any excuses to murder innocent people.”
Trump: “The ‘dream’ you’re describing would be an act of war, by China.”
Tucker: “True. But do you want to nuke China? That’s just an alternative path to the end of your Presidency and the end of the United States”
Trump: “Your wife have any other dreams I should know about?”
Tucker: “She dreamed that Gavin Newsom was going to declare martial law in CA after the Asians in CA were attacked with the China virus. She dreamed Ashkenazi Jews in NY would be targeted and Cuomo & Newsom were scheduled to lambaste you for inaction. She dreamed that Iran was targeted in the hopes it would spark a military escalation.”
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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